The Pipes Man was fucking born to do it. The world’s forgotten boy; king of doing it. He just wasn’t doing it right now, and there wasn’t much to him aside. He was a flightless hawk. Or a toad that don’t hop.
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Recently ‘it’ just hadn’t worked out for him and he didn’t have much appetite to disappoint himself further. A shiny upgrade might fix it… no. No. Ok then how?
‘Fuck it. Just turn something upside down, put it inside out… I’ll do it with my eyes closed,’ he thought.
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The Pipes Man wittingly discredited himself with every slap of the shutter, each shot another wart upon his back.
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Eventually, he stopped his self-flagellation to assess the damage. Actually, warts and all, might there be keepers here?
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Ron Scibilia on Aperture Zero 08. Toad
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Stephen Dennis on Aperture Zero 08. Toad
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Anthony Conroy on Aperture Zero 08. Toad
Comment posted: 11/09/2021
In their routines. Does it make it any funnier?
Having served in the RN I'm well accustomed to
every swear word you can imagine .
I like reading the posts on this site, but on this occasion I'm with Stephen
Not in my email box
Tony on Aperture Zero 08. Toad
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John Earnshaw on Aperture Zero 08. Toad
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And, yes, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but this doesn't do it for me at all and judging from other comments, I'm not alone!
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Hamish Gill on Aperture Zero 08. Toad
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